I am not the Prince of Nigeria.

Gentlemen and Gentlewomen of the Vox Chaotica Council! [Aside: that's you guys reading out there. You're the Council. Feel free to put it on your resumé under Honors and Achievements]

Because there are–at the time of writing this–no members in the audience, let me bid you a hearty warm welcome. Your complimentary bowl of rice and mug of hot spiced apple cider are waiting if you head through these doors.

 

What's that you say? You're sitting in relative comfort with a screen in your face and not a care in the world, trying to fill your lonely minutes with some sort of stimulation, and definitely NOT willing to go and claim your FREE virtual food? Whatever. Your loss–a bowl of rice and a mug of hot cider cures literally everything: broken hearts, hunger, thirst, surrealist nightmare hellscapes invading your vision and ripping your reality apart.

If you're still here, good. If you got your rice and cider, even better.

My name is Cutter, and I am a creative. You can learn more about me here, and my links on the right will help (loose definition) define me. I guess. Maybe. No promises. For those of you who didn't get the cider and rice, lemme break it down for you: I'm a creative who mainly does music and sound production. I want to run a recording studio when I grow up. I'm about to get my BA in Art Administration to support my studio dream. And I'm going to be moving to England in 2018. I am planning on posting Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, and feel free to throw hate my way if I don't keep to that schedule.

Anyway, I guess I just wanted to do a bit of an intro. So yeah.

Cutter

tl;dr My name is Cutter. I'm pretty awesome/pretty freaking strange. Read my about page, click on the door, read all the alt-text.