The 2nd Official Tourney of the Vox Chaotica Council

Rules:

The first to 10 Awesome points wins. 1 Awesome point = 12 Super Points. 1 Super point = 1000 points. If you were expecting the point system to be normal, then you have no idea who I am. Read this and it might help you. Points are arbitrarily given out in my posts, though this in not the only way to accrue points. A comment is worth 400 points, a share is worth 200 points, and each like is worth 100 points. Spam comments will not be counted (though I think it would be hilarious and terrible if a spambot won this), and I hold complete authority to collect a post you intentionally break up into smaller bits, put it back together and only give you 400 points for a comment "cleverly" broken into one-word pieces (or equivalent). Also, comments in response questions I pose in my posts will be worth what is outlined in the question (example here).

The winner will receive this prize! PLOT TWIST! I am not going to let you know what the prize is until someone reaches at least four Super points! So! Many! EXCLAMATIONS!

Current Standings:

No one yet! You could be here first! How exciting!! [You should be able to tell because there are two exclamation marks! Otherwise you're probably one of the robot overlords, and well, YES YOU ARE A NICE HUMAN AND YOU DEFINITELY DON'T LOOK LIKE A ROBOT WITH A T-SHIRT WRAPPED AROUND ONE ARM AND A SHOE AS A HAT.]

Disqualified:

NOBODY YAY WOO YES YAAAAH!

Except me. I get to give myself an arbitrary amount of awesome points whenever I want, and what's the point of doing this thing if I just decide to win it one day? That's dumb and contrariwise to the way I was brought up by GOOD OL' MUM AND DA! Parenting awards to them FOOOOOOORRREEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEERRRRR!!

Miscellaneous Notes:

I, Cutter Videan, make up the point values solely on my own whims and there is nothing you can say to change them. Bribes may work–but only if you don't tell Mum or Da, because they still think I'm their darling little son who doesn't do anything shady ever and don'ttellbutIdefinitelyatethelastThinMintCookiesmyparentswerehidinginthefreezer! Livin' life on the edge!

Past Standings:

First Tourney!

Closest Thing to a Winner because Cutter disappeared for so long!

Ms. Kaleena: 2 Sp, 150 p